Abusive Balloons

Exactly how I feel every time I go to some crap party

On the one hand, balloons are always fun. Happily flies around and You always has the urge to kick it around. However, on the other hand, balloons always means it’s a birthday, which means the inevitable fact that you are one year older. And that is totally wrong on every level.

And how not to celebrate this fact with balloons, which indicates this awful fact that another year has come. Or how very boring this party really is. Finally we have balloons that not only will look great to fly around, but also tell your thoughts without saying it out loud.

Product Specifications

Package dimensions:
13 x 15 x 2 cm

Weight: 0.041 kg

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Best to present it with words:
Happy ******* birthday, you ******