Penis Pokey Book

The Book Where You’re the Star!

As if there weren't enough fun places to put a penis already – now you can slide your slender genitals through the welcoming cardboard pages of Penis Pokey. 

This cheeky picture book has a generous die-cut hole in its centre, and each double page spread features a lively full-colour illustration with one key element missing – a banana, a sea serpent, a fire hose... you get the idea. 

It's then up to you to complete the scene using the equipment that god gave you (a penis definitely works best).

Product Specifications

Penis Pokey Book

Contains no nudity, profanity or sexual material of any kind.

Package dimensions:
20.4 x 20.4 x 1.1 cm

Weight: 0.316 kg

Customer Action Shots

Don't be shy! If you have it - show it off!

Feel free to judge this book by its cover. Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge? Read more →

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